Dear Lil Wayne...

Your performance sucked.

I want those three minutes and twenty-six seconds that I spent watching you run around "rapping" with your "grill" and "tattooed tears" BACK. And I want it NOW.

Thanks.

PS Pull up your pants. This ain't the 90s, and you are not Marky Mark.
PPS LL Cool J, I am pissed on your behalf that you didn't get a full slot. Same to you Lupe.